I Am What You Are.

I like drumming, skiing, and longboarding. I'm only mostly a tool.

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modorrelin:

someone posted this on facebook and i can’t believe i’m still laughing i’m sooo ashamed

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modorrelin:

someone posted this on facebook and i can’t believe i’m still laughing i’m sooo ashamed

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nentindo:

"overly angry 1950’s pianist"


Syrian man drinking tea after his house was bombed 

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Syrian man drinking tea after his house was bombed 

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telapathetic:

i just wanna know what my house smells like to other people

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dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

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dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

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ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

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popeyasir:

yEa she suckin ur dick but when she go home she rebloggin my textposts so we know who the clear winner is

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sir-ryan-lancelot:

sexinabottle:

karameruru:

water-bottle-drop-warning:

I swear they all have Tumblr accounts

and the song is called unnatural selection tho.

"Nope, I’m listening to this in your bedroom as well."

C-C-C-COMBO-BREAKER

(Source: muse-quotes)

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

guceubcuesu:

hey

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Watchu got there

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a skull that connects to my spine hbu

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didney-worl-no-uta:

The life of Gordon Ramsay isn’t an easy one

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fukkkres:

when you high at the dinner table

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and your mom ask you to pass the collard greens

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and you give her the mashed potatoes

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where am i